I'd have no luck at all

Crap, lost my job.
I'm moving back home.
I put the van on the back of my 2 1/2T flatbed with some home built ramps.

About 6" from having it on & the ramps exploded.

Got it the rest of the way with several jacks & a come-along.
I went to get gas & decided The truck's gonna need a four barrel.
(66 C60/ 327/ 2bbl/ 4 & a 2)
Picked up a Q-jet & manifold for $25
In the process of taking the old 2bbl off I put a large whole in the radiator.
Crap!Crap!Crap!
So now the van is sitting on a non-running truck with no way to get it off.
I leave it sitting there in storage & move home anyway.